Citadel is a lighthearted adventure compared to the rest of Mass Effect 3's story. The Perry the Pyjak altercation is hilarious.The Citadel DLC is one of the most loved parts of Mass Effect 3, but the option to start the mission is not available right away.
The morning after the night before, when you discover Mordin's datapad. 'Team Prothean here, and I've killed more than any of you combined!'. 
and she plays Vigil's theme on the piano.
The Female Human Infiltrator complaining to her Vorcha pal on the Strip about idiot Vanguards she's encountered during N7 missions in the field, capturing the MP fanbase perfectly. Traynor saves the day, and I remind Liara to subtract the cost of a Cision Pro Mark 4 from my Alliance Funding. There was so much great stuff in here - sure it's cheesy as hell, it's even pretty dumb story wise ( Although I guessed Clone Shepard was the villain when you contact the 'Mysterious Figure' in the dead Casino owner's panic room, because the vidscreen suddenly displayed my FemShep's shock of Red hair!), but as a way of saying goodbye to those characters, it was perfect, all brilliantly written. I kinda wish there was some Mass Effect 3: Off The Record version of the universe where everything went right for Captain Anderson and he was the protagonist of the third game instead of Shepard.Īlso, I wish the clone had been the opposite gender of you instead. Then again, I don't watch those shows but man this shit is so cheesy and it was fucking awesome.īesides that, it was great listening to parts of Anderson's life through the scattered audio logs in his apartment (not sure if they poke fun at that). 
It felt like this is what would happen if Mass Effect just became some sitcom manned with writers who were so unfamiliar with the characters and universe and tried to appeal to the common lowest denominator (Two and Half Men and The Big Bang Theory people). I went into this DLC completely blind, didn't even watch that trailer that released like a few days ago. After three pretty self-serious games (controversial ending notwithstanding), this was so out of left field so didn't know how to handle the fourth wall-breaking dialog bits. Took me maybe until the second part of the DLC before I realized that this is just a huge parody of the franchise itself and for a moment I just couldn't believe it. The entirety of this DLC was so amazingly cheesy that I loved it.
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